Our children Kal-El (13 years old) and Jor-El (12 years old), using their savings, are proud new co-owners of the first fan-OWNED media company: LEGION M. Collectively they own exactly 120 shares. Your mother and I are truly proud of you two for not only making our lives worth living but that you, instinctively, have the gift of foresight. The word foresight is made of two parts: fore, which means "before," and sight, which means "to perceive." People often perceive things with their eyes: this is vision, or sight. But vision can also describe what someone thinks will happen in the future — and foresight is planning for things before they happen.
You guys have always been forward thinkers just like your crazy ass daddy. You’re clearly smarter than we are because the life your mother and I have managed to build for you is so comfortable that I bet you're telling yourselves daily, “hell, we got ourselves a pot to piss in. Shit, we got a lot of pots to piss in. We can throw caution to the wind. We have the luxury of tossing our money around to see what sticks. We can afford it.” You see, smarter.
Again, congratulations guys. However, the mortgage payment is due soon and we could have used that money. I’m just saying. Kidding (?)
Pragmatic author A.K. Kuykendall has a passion for writing conspiracy, espionage, horror, and suspense literature that blend the concepts of fact and fiction. For more information on his projects, visit https://www.thewriterofbooks.com/list-of-works/ or, to email the author directly for Q&A on this post, write to info@thewriterofbooks.com.